Dec
24th
Fri
24th
I AM THE ANGEL OF FLIGHT ITINERARIES THAT FAIL.
I AM THE SERAPH OF AIR SNAFU.
AND LO, YOU TOO WILL LOOK GREEN!*
THE SMOTHERING BROWN DOWN OF BROKEN SLEEP WILL BEAT AT YOUR TEMPLES AND CLAW AT YOUR THROAT!
FLIGHT OPTIONS WILL CROWD YOU LIKE SIX WINGS ON ONE HEAD!
COWER BEFORE ME ON THE AIRPORT CARPET!
*I swear my little brother’s face looked just like this when I collected him from Istanbul airport at 4am this morning after 12hr layovers and time spent with this thing hovering over Heathrow…Poor little airport carpet mite, but we’re home now.
(Pic i took in the unspeakably gorgeous Ayasofya/Haghia Sophia yesterday)
