May
4th
Wed
4th
Artist’s Rendering of What it Feels Like to be Pregnant:
Heavy?…check
Paranoid and Protective?…that’s an axe
Trouble getting air?…see mask
Torso inflexibility?…Yup-yup-yup
Lots of new apparatus, tubes, protective lining?…But mine is growing…a lot
Potential discovery of a curious new lifeform, hitherto unknown?…YES!
