Jun
26th
Sun
26th
me: Chris, breakfast’s ready! I felt like such a slick bachelor making this!
me: [adopting my best slick bachelor pose and voice] Since you stayed over last night, I thought I’d fix you some breakfast…
Chris: [laughing, reluctantly getting into character] I feel lucky…
me: And you’re the first I’ve ever made it for…
Chris: And last night was the first time you met a girl in a bar…
me: I’ll just get the prenatal vitamins…